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jacknoir:

u kno all the good urls are taken when

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precumming:

when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow

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oknope:

people who don’t like pizza are people who you don’t need in your life

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

nippled:

no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese

instagrandrna:

" leave food in microwave for 5 mins to cool before eating "

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"I lived in fear knowing that he would find someone better to replace me at any moment"
— (via fergette)

pantiesofficial:

when kids knead two colors of clay together and screw everything up

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dyselxia:

when you flawlessly execute an insult

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